Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Hello....

I love ya, won't you tell me your name?

I introduced myself HERE but I'm like an onion... So many layers! hahaha. I try and let you all take a little peak into my life without out giving away what a huge nerd I really am... Oops. That didn't work! Well, now you know my secret. BIG NERD.  I love that you all are interested in my random babbling... So, for your viewing reading pleasure: me more tidbits about me! Woah, calm down! I know you're excited and all, but really..........

I like to take pictures of my girls. Lots of them. I had a Canon Rebel that died a painful death and I am still sad over it. I love to play around in lightroom and edit my photos... Although most of the time my girls end up with a weird filter that makes them look like aliens. I'm still learning :)

I like to put chips on EVERY type of sandwich. I like the crunch.

I feel like I have an above average amount of weird stuff happen to me/ around me. Once I saw a homeless person pushing a homeless midget little person in a shopping cart. This freaked me out. See #15 HERE.

I have had to change clothes in the Target parking lot more times than I'd like to admit. Megan from Tale of the Trees liked this story and thought it would make a good post. So... Last month I was taking the girls to zoo, by myself (mistake no.1) and it was nice out so I had the windows down (mistake no.2). While sitting at a stoplight a car pulled up next to me and shouted, "Your kid just threw a shoe out the window and it hit my car!" I smiled and said sorry as they rolled their eye and rolled up their window. I looked back and sure enough, there was Lucy sans one sandal. So, I detoured to the closest Target and grabbed the kids out of their carseats. Put Lucy in the cart and Penny on my hip, thinking that would be easier than toting the carseat (mistake no.3). Penny proceeded to barf all over my sholder and back. While I was trying to pull up on my shirt to look at how bad the the barf on the back was, I guess I grabbed my bra strap wrong and it sanpped. No lie. Thanks Victoria's Secret. So I had to buy Lucy some new sandals, Penny a new dress, and myself a new shirt and bra. I changes us all in the parking lot... It takes talent.

Do you see what I mean about random weird stuff? Oh, and an other time I was in the grocery store bee-boppin' around to Boy George on the speakers when my butt got smacked. I wheeled around and it was a little person with a nose ring and a gold tooth. I can't make this stuff up. Seriously. I think I have a magnet.

I am very random.

I fancy myself and artist. Just smile and nod :) You can see some of my work HERE.

I have the BEST friends in the entire world. I can always count on them to pull through for me. You all are da bomb (see, BIG nerd).

Eh, thats all for now... Tell me something interesting about YOU!


10 comments:

K said...

I love chips on my sandwiches too.

That Target story is hilarious although I'm sure you weren't laughing at the time.

Krista said...

I also have random stuff happen to me ALL THE TIME! Here is the story of a homeless lady trying to kiss me, but only getting away with a good butt-grab!
http://kristasuz.blogspot.com/2008/12/another-day-in-ocean-beach.html

Tiffany said...

Too funny! I burst out laughing about the grocery store incident. Love the Target store story, too! It would take major talent to get everyone changed and keep them happy, all at the same time.

Hmm, random about me... last football season my dad and I were sitting behind Snoop Dogg on a plane. My dad poked him and introduced himself (and me - I was MORTIFIED) and called him Mr. Dogg. I did get a picture with him out of the whole deal.

Love your blog! Your girls are precious!

Emily said...

I just laughed out loud at the little person with the nose ring spank your booty! Ha! what grocery store were you at?? I had to tell Ryan was I was cracking up about!
I love the target story too! I have had to change many a times in the car!

Elle said...

Lady - you can"t be a total nerd. You opened the post with a Doors quote!

Lauren Kelly said...

Seriously, I know you are not lying because like you said, you can’t make this hilarity up. This whole thing made me laugh, haha!!! :)

Erica said...

Two little people incidents for one post! What luck?! This made me laugh, thanks! :-)

Megan said...

The Target story still completely cracks me up. So funny!

Adie said...

I had a week that I felt was a little too absurd to be true. How do you react to getting your butt smacked by a stranger. I have experienced it out at a club, but not at Target.

Ashley said...

omg you've got to be kidding!! well not really. you're right, you couldn't make this stuff up!! as great as the target story is, the midget one is what really got me rolling!! lol :)