Wednesday, January 5, 2011

I'm so proud.

Lucy pushed Penny Lane down. Penny didn't cry. She got right up and punched Lucy in the face.

Lucy spit a piece of banana on the floor. I told her to pick it up and put it in the trash. She did. She picked it up with her mouth and spit it in the trash.

Lucy will not keep clothes on her Princess Jasmine Barbie. Refuses. 

Penny refuses to eat off a plate. If you give her food on a plate, she throws it on the floor.

Lucy won't drink anything but chocolate milk.

Penny ate close to 10 iced sugar cookies last night.

Lucy calls Nanny Kate, "Ninny Butt" and "Tonto."

Penny Lane was blowing raspberries and Lucy exclaimed, "Penny Lane stop farting!"

Lucy only wants to talk in her "dinosaur" voice. Its scary. Penny does it too. 

I'm so proud...

17 comments:

Danna and Kirk said...

So funny, ahh the joys of motherhood. My 3 year old wanted to sleep in the laundry basket last night...why? Yes, that request was turned down :)

Lauren said...

This made me laugh!!!!!! :)

Kim said...

Your posts are too funny!!!

Sweet Simplicity said...

Your girls are so funny!

Lenzi said...

This is hilarious. I get the sneaking suspicion that your a pretty badass mom!

Jane said...

Haha! Your girls crack me up! Even when they sneeze in my drink and throw up on me a little bit. :)

Katie @ Modern-Day Family said...

haha as you should be! they are hilarious!

johannaknip said...

Hahaha @ Jane. And double hahahahaha at your amazing girls. I love them.

Sarah said...

:) Having two girls is so much fun!

Also, love the bit about the "dinosaur voice"... My youngest does one that she calls the "evil voice", and uses it ALL THE TIME. Including when she says "amen" after praying... :) It's never dull!

Elle said...

Ha! Too cute and hilarious.

Our Baby "D" said...

hahaha! you need a disclaimer at the beginning of this post, I TOTALLY just spit my water EVERYWHERE and laughed out loud. Something about Ninny Butt & Tonto cracked me up! :)

Perfectly Imperfect said...

Girl. Please come see me and bring those girls!! They crack me up!

Or we can bring them next visit and this one can be an alcohol crazy one.

Whatever.

Livvy's Mommy said...

OMG Jess! You just crack me up! Hilarious! I had to read it to my hubby and he laughed too. Love your posts!!

Tahnie said...

This is perfect.

My dad taught Sookie how to growl and now if the crazy princess poodle of theirs growls at her, she growls right back.

She's 11 months and already throwing temper tantrums as well. I'm in trouble.

Mrs. Cup said...

I love it that you embrace all of these wonderful little things about them and don't try to correct and make them "perfect". I have no doubt you are raising wonderfully spirited, opinionated women! Kudos to you friend!

Allena said...

That makes me feel so much better as a mom to hear my son isn't the only one defying me at every turn. Precious girls!

Emily said...

this made me smile and laugh:) I can relate to some of these;)